Hello and welcome! This is episode 14! We're so sorry we had to take last week off, but now we're back and we're so happy you're back, too! This week is a chill one, but we get into a lot of things. We talk about the time someone threw a dart and it hit Michael's butt, parasocial relationships, being in the hospital, Tinder Gold, Natalie does a dramatic reading of Michael's Tinder bio, and a bunch of other things!

We also have a video that is coming out very soon, we promise.

Thank you all so much for listening! We've wasted 1,500 hours of your time, and that's a wonderful feeling.

How in the world are we already on episode 13? And you're listening to it! Look at you! You're so great! Thank you!

This week Natalie and Michael have a very sick Valentine's Day. But not sick like, cool. Sick like, we're actually ill. It's not covid, though! Don't worry.

Content Warning for this week's episode: Disordered eating

Natalie tells Michael the story about her favorite MySpace band; we also discuss the things we like about being single, a Netflix documentary, McDonald's lore, clowns, natural disasters, and a bunch of other things!

Yo! Hello! Welcome back for episode 12. We love you!

Now that we can, in some ways, see the light at the end of the pandemic tunnel, Michael asks Natalie for advice on how best to approach a first date. We also talk about Val Kilmer and George Clooney, Dustin Diamond, romantic gestures, our first hater, Tinder, and a lot more!

Thank you so much for listening. You're great. I hope you know that!

Episode 11! Who would've thought y'all would be listening so long? Thank you so much for coming back for another episode.

This week we talk about Digimon, our first couple dates, boundaries in a relationship, Natalie quizzes Michael on the musical Wicked (aka how much he listens to her), and we end it with a relatively serious talk about anxiety and living with chronic illnesses.

We, as always, appreciate you listening. I hope you enjoy this one as much as we enjoyed recording it! We love you!